Dankey Kang

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

terezi-pie-rope:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

jimfaindel:

houksan:

derpjenderp:

marintan:

derpjenderp:

LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK


like my status if you like PENIS


LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU LIKE
 

VAGINA.

:o)

My blog needs this desperately.

 Am I allowed to like ALL the statuses?

I need voice actors on this now With every other troll and the humans too

HER FACE
“VAGINA.”

terezi-pie-rope:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

jimfaindel:

houksan:

derpjenderp:

marintan:

derpjenderp:

LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK

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like my status if you like PENIS

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LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU LIKE


 

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VAGINA.

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:o)

My blog needs this desperately.

 Am I allowed to like ALL the statuses?

I need voice actors on this now
With every other troll and the humans too

HER FACE

VAGINA.

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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detonation-dusk:

God bless the cosplayers who buy full replica costumes. They support costume/prop makers from around the world.

God bless the cosplayers who throw together their costumes from charity shops and old clothes. Your resourcefulness and productivity is to be admired.

God bless the cosplayers who make their costumes from scratch. Your creativity and skill is incredible and inspiring.

God bless cosplayers, for letting us all for just one day be more than who we are.

Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

hiilikedragons:

hiccstridforever:

Hiccstrid Parallels (2/?) 

DIES.

omg I’ve always loved Astrid for this. She doesn’t just try and talk to him at a normal level, because she knows he avoids eye contact. He’s used of a life of people LITERALLY looking down at him, so he just escapes by glancing downward when he feels inadequate. But she won’t have it from him— she gets down ON HIS LEVEL and makes him look up. Makes him see what she sees: somebody worthwhile and worth looking straight in the eye.

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of